某人好小气
2007-10-12 0:24:39 阅读3 评论0 122007/10 Oct12
从大一到现在，他，那个烂人，为啥总是影响ing人家学习和工作？
然而，终于在今天，我知道了原因： 他有仇必报！ 你无心影响了他，他就选择悄悄地报复，他把话藏在心里，你无法跟他沟通， 某人突然感到冷.......
Marriage statment!
2006-12-19 17:30:44 阅读10 评论0 192006/12 Dec19
Marriage statement
Do you take this woman (man) to be your lawful wife (husband) to live together in
the holy estate matrimony(婚姻)? Will you love her (him) cherish her (him) Keep
her (him) honor her (him) in sickness in health and forsaking (舍弃)all other
cleave (分开) you only under her (him) so long as both shall live? I now pronounce
you husband and wife, and hope you’ll be both very happy!
小倩的复习方法－小孩千万别学，有害的！
2006-12-19 17:27:04 阅读4 评论0 192006/12 Dec19
今日，国字脸鸭子嘴的张文倩从家归校，心情顿感舒畅的我当然要和他闲聊几句，便问起其归家期间的业绩如何：
我问：回家干啥拉阿？又没电脑！
答；看电视，几好！有时总要换口味的！
再问：复习如何?
答：一章.快吧！（欠打的样子）
再问：我都五章了啦，你还一....
答：好，我现在与你同步啊..
：何解？(感觉又有没里头辩解，但胜在可以吹...)
答：我期中考果阵时复习了前四章啦，衣架仲死复吗？
我：晕外加无言...